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Dear Guzzler: 24 cans in a case, 24 hours in a day ... Coincidence?
A: Actually, no. Scientists now believe the first case was a crude clock used by ancient, drunken tribesmen in South America. Noble savages.
Dear Guzzler: The friends and I enjoy a weekly game of Golf Guzzling, but the wives don't. We've used excuses like entertaining business associates, consulting with the owners of the course on software design, stress relief. Help, we are running out of excuses!
The Absent Guzzler
A: "Honey, I'm having a midlife crisis. If I can't get out on the course all the time, I know I'll buy a Harley and start screwing that redhead checkout girl at Kroger. It's up to you."
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